You have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student- mmm chicken ramen, with lime and hot sauce.
You live in a house with three couches, none of which match. what if you have no couch?
You consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. along with fried chicken and mashed potato!
You have ever written a check for 45 cents. NOPE! I have paid $10 in shillings though

You have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles. NOPE!

You have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping. Not in a while.

Your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups. I only have 2 glasses and 3 plastic cups.
Your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. Thats often the case.

You cannot remember when you last washed your car. Don't even have a car.

You can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). I can proudly say including my dogs and cats and new bedroom it would take 2 trips!
You have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light. ????

The first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself. NOPE! first thing I do is roll over and go back to sleep!
You average less than 3 hours of sleep a night. NOPE!

Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't. This is a resounding yes!
You go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week. NOPE! we don't have one here!

You are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy. Cant afford pizza!

You wake up 10 minutes before class. Ten minutes before work

You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row --without washing them. Yuck!

Your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class. Change class for work

Your social life consists of a date with the library I just love reading

Your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap NOPE

It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room NOPE

You carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have hahaha mostly

You haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to clas that would just be weird
Your midnight snack is microwave popcorn. Homemade popcorn

You celebrate when you find a quarter

Your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over

Your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women

You have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he) one barrel

You wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself YUCK

Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis yes

You get more sleep in class than in your room NOPE

Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles YES

You can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo YES

You live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes YES

You get more e-mail than mail...... YEP

Well it seems as though I am finally progressing past student status!